i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
thus making me awesome and them whores
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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