You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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