we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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