I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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