How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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