I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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