I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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