Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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