idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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