The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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