If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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