can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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