I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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