glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm at about main and main street
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I have post one night stand depression
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
