so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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