We won't sleep together?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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