On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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