they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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