Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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