I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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