4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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