did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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