I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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