you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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