I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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