At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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