Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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