she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Randomize