"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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