We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have fence marks all over my body
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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