her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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