I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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