How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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