Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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