He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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