I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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