He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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