I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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