Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
