I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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