At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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