quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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