im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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