I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what if I'm pregnant?
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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