This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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