I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So many bounce houses so little time
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
