Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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