goodnight i made you a song goodbye
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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