drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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