they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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