real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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