That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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